THE CONFUSED FAMILY

Many Many years ago, I got married to a widow who was pretty. The window had a daughter who had a hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed…
This made my dad son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father’s wife. To complicate the matters, although it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother. To the widow’s grown up daughter who, of course, was my step mother. Father’s wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter’s son. My wife is my grandmother, then I am her grand child. And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild. For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As a husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa……